notapipe has given me an award.



and because I think it might require some sort of explanation I will add this conversation which sparked said award:

notapipe: I stopped using actual CDs when I had mine stolen.
theantimodel: me too, window broken, cds stolen and stereo stolen. that sucked ass.
notapipe: ouch. I got mine stolen because I left them in an unlocked window-down car in my high school parking lot, you deserved it far less than I
theantimodel: almost as much as how I lost the faceplate for my stereo two days after i got it for christmas and had to buy a new stero. or the time when my car got tagged (graffitti), or the time it caught on fire. I've got terrible car luck.
theantimodel: and since I got my new car it's been hit twice now
theantimodel: I've had like 11 or 12 break downs, including one engine fire. I'm on my third car. I've had two windows broken. have gotten two tickets, had one accident that was my fault, and two times my parked car has gotten backed into, and my insurance is more than $2,000 a year.
notapipe: you should get a prize.
theantimodel: yes. i should. i have the absolute worst car luck ever.
theantimodel: my first car was older than me (a volvo) and broke down at least once a month) my second car was a ford explorer and also broke down a ton, it was the one that caught on fire, on the freeway. quite a traumatic experience.
notapipe: see, no more nausea, just self pity!
theantimodel yup.
notapipe: *has no idea how to top such horror stories* um, I cut myself with a screwdriver yesterday...

And at this time I suggest that we all smother notapipe with pity because his finger was hurt by a vengeful screwdriver through no fault of his own.