My Mom: [dismay] well my sister called me during half-time and I missed seeing Janet Jackson's breast exposed!

Me: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

My Dad: [fake shock] You could have seen it!

My Mom: Yes. Possibly the most exciting Super Bowl ever. And I missed it.

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMFG TOO FUNNY!!

and so, an ode to Janet's Breast:( not work safe, yo )