This is from chapter five, it gives away nothing about the plot but I'm using the cut just to be safe.


Three helpings of rhubarb crumble and custard later and the waistband on Harry's jeans was feeling uncomfortably tight (which was saying something, as the jeans had once been Dudley's).

All I really registered when reading this line was "Harry's jeans had become uncomfortably tight". And oh the possibilities that brings up. ahahahaha.

coolest. line. yet.