Dude. Beyonce. We get it. You're in love. Now can you please shut the hell up about it?

That is possibly the most obnoxious song ever. Why on earth did she win so many Grammies? Are the voters all deaf? Blinded by the odd sparkles on her forehead? Or possibly the DOVE IN HER HAND had something to do with it. doves. what the shit?

I'm completely pissed off that Justin had to apologize during his acceptance speech. God, the look on his face right before he said it. I don't think I could feel worse for the boy.

I was blown away by Christina's performance of Beautiful. I have a lot of love for that song, and I thought she performed it perfectly, she really brought the emotional aspect into it.

Does anyone else feel bad for Chad, because Pharell gets all the attention man. I'd be pissed.

What was up with the look on JC's face when Senorita was over? He was definitely not looking into it at all.

I love that Samuel L. Jackson was introducing everyone to the Church of Funk. That man rocks hardcore. And he was singing! I love Samuel L.