my uterus: STAB! stab stabitty stAB stab stab STAB!
me: attempting, with minimal success to refrain from actually killing myself, or at the least, from removing my uterus with a fork. It would honestly feel less worse that way.
officially and for the record: I HATE being a girl. hate hate hate hate hate.
the worst feeling in the world: willing yourself not to throw up because the vicodin will really be kicking in any. goddamned. second. no, really, it will.
in short:
eta feel free to cheer me up with nice things like porn and icons or 5 page essays on foucault and his critique of the science of sex.
me: attempting, with minimal success to refrain from actually killing myself, or at the least, from removing my uterus with a fork. It would honestly feel less worse that way.
officially and for the record: I HATE being a girl. hate hate hate hate hate.
the worst feeling in the world: willing yourself not to throw up because the vicodin will really be kicking in any. goddamned. second. no, really, it will.
in short:
midterms studied for: 0my eternal battle with my body? not looking so good for me at this point.
papers written: 0
vicodin taken: 1000mg
minutes waiting for it to kick in: 48 excruciating minutes and counting
eta feel free to cheer me up with nice things like porn and icons or 5 page essays on foucault and his critique of the science of sex.
- Mood:
morose

Comments
This makes me laugh though.
Poor kid. Teach you for being a boy.