Happy fucking birthday hobaggins!!!!

you are teh coolest, and I hope your birthday is (s)excellent. Someday you might get a package of some sort from me, and if you do, then it might be because it was your birthday once. But this probably wont happen for a while. Because the steps to be taken between wrapping your present and taking it to the post office requires me to go out in the rain. Nevertheless. you are loved massively <333#33#33##3<33<##3,33<#3