Dude. Beyonce. We get it. You're in love. Now can you please shut the hell up about it?

That is possibly the most obnoxious song ever. Why on earth did she win so many Grammies? Are the voters all deaf? Blinded by the odd sparkles on her forehead? Or possibly the DOVE IN HER HAND had something to do with it. doves. what the shit?

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