If you gave him sideburns, did something about that neck and had him slouch more I would know him. Altered so, he would be a freshman Reedie who is gay, listens to Eminem, has seen and heard way too much Andrew Llyod Weber to be respectable (though in fairness, he doesn't like him), conservative and creepy. I ate dinner with him (one of the people sitting there is friends with him, this person LIKES Andrew Llyod Weber, so they get no respect).

Well, maybe not.