Evidently, there is a (group? person? alien?!?) who remakes popular songs by having children sing along on the tracks. It's called, get this, Kidz Bop. It's like, the kid friendly answer to NOW! That's What I Call Music. It gets worse though. Amongst such hits as My Boo and Let's Get it Started there's a version of Modest Mouse's Float On. I shit you not. download it. If that isn't horrifying enough, the album is number 7 on the charts this week.

Perhaps Volume 8 will bring us such hits as The Killers Somebody Told Me and Franz Ferdinand's Michael.