OMG SITTING AT MY PARENTS HOUSE HOUSESITTING READING SGA FANFIC

GIANT FUCKING BUG

IT ACTUALLY MADE NOISE WHEN IT WALKED

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO?! I THINK IT'S A COCKROACH

I CAN SEE IT IF I STAND UP ON THE CHAIR AND PEER OVER THE FILING CABINET

NEVER LEAVING CHAIR AGAIN

OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCK

eta HOLY CHRIST HOW DO I KILL THIS THING WITHOUT TOUCHING IT? WHAT IF THERE ARE MORE?!!