OMG SITTING AT MY PARENTS HOUSE HOUSESITTING READING SGA FANFIC
GIANT FUCKING BUG
IT ACTUALLY MADE NOISE WHEN IT WALKED
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO?! I THINK IT'S A COCKROACH
I CAN SEE IT IF I STAND UP ON THE CHAIR AND PEER OVER THE FILING CABINET
NEVER LEAVING CHAIR AGAIN
OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCK
eta HOLY CHRIST HOW DO I KILL THIS THING WITHOUT TOUCHING IT? WHAT IF THERE ARE MORE?!!
GIANT FUCKING BUG
IT ACTUALLY MADE NOISE WHEN IT WALKED
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO?! I THINK IT'S A COCKROACH
I CAN SEE IT IF I STAND UP ON THE CHAIR AND PEER OVER THE FILING CABINET
NEVER LEAVING CHAIR AGAIN
OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCK
eta HOLY CHRIST HOW DO I KILL THIS THING WITHOUT TOUCHING IT? WHAT IF THERE ARE MORE?!!
- Mood:
HORRIFIED!

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The other option is to flail and scream and cry a bit.