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HOLY FUCKING SHIT

  • Oct. 14th, 2005 at 12:33 AM
cali: (CSI: Warrick (ewanism))
OMG SITTING AT MY PARENTS HOUSE HOUSESITTING READING SGA FANFIC

GIANT FUCKING BUG

IT ACTUALLY MADE NOISE WHEN IT WALKED

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO?! I THINK IT'S A COCKROACH

I CAN SEE IT IF I STAND UP ON THE CHAIR AND PEER OVER THE FILING CABINET

NEVER LEAVING CHAIR AGAIN

OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCK

eta HOLY CHRIST HOW DO I KILL THIS THING WITHOUT TOUCHING IT? WHAT IF THERE ARE MORE?!!

Comments

[identity profile] eponis.livejournal.com wrote:
Oct. 14th, 2005 04:00 pm (UTC)
Probably way belated, but as someone who does have experience with massive massive roaches, don't bother with a shoe. It won't be heavy or hard enough, and then it'll skittle away from under the shoe, possibly toward you. Use something *big* and *heavy* - a huge glass jar of something, or a brick, or whatever you have around the house. If there's nothing that works like that, see if you have a Swifter (those flat-bottomed cleaning things that you put a damp pad around to mop). They're not much more effective than shoes, but they mean that you can jab at the bugs from a distance. :-)

Good luck. Roaches suck.