And the thing that is the minute Ewan gives in to the Dark Side -- err, the miunte he just lets himself go and knock Hayden's hat off his head -- he realises he made a mistake. Not because he regrets what he did -- please, he's not English -- but because when Hayden turns around and gives him this huge shit-eating grin, Ewan realises that he can't blame it on anyone else.

He should've waited until there were more people around and then really embarassed Hayden. Maybe next time he'll snog him in public -- that should do nicely.